Location: Upscale furniture consignment store
Players: Me, Spouse, and the sales person, who, shall we say, appears to play for “the other team” (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
Me: Oooooh! Check out this headboard. It’s fantastic!
Spouse: That is a very nice piece.
Sales Person: This is a fabulous piece! Do you have any questions about it?
Me: What size is this?
SP: It’s a king.
Me: Oh, bummer. We’d need a queen.
SP: Oh, don’t worry, we have lots of queens here.
Me: *chokes on drink*
Spouse: *blink blink* I’m sure you do…