Colorful Metaphors here with….

Ok, so I like me some Facebook quizzes.  But today’s quiz was just too good to pass up!  Check it:

“WHAT INSANELY BADASS INFOMERCIAL PRODUCT ARE YOU?” with the result

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YOU’RE A F***ING STICK OF MIGHTY PUTTY. You’re not a glue…YOU’RE A SUPER-POWERED EPOXY! YOU DO A DAMN GOOD JOB OF HOLDING SHIT TOGETHER! There is no telling what kind of shit you’re going to hold together next. Just get some F**NG MORTAL to kneed your body a few times, and BAYYYUM! You’re holding up shelves, repairing cups, and pulling THIS F***ING FULLY LOADED TRACTOR-TRAILER. You’re so badass your friend is going to trust you enough to put his hand under a F***ING CINDER BLOCK that is being held up by- you guessed it-YOU! You badass son of a bitch..

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One response to “Colorful Metaphors here with….

  1. margaret (the misanthrope)

    Heehee! How appropriate for my As Seen On TV-testing buddy? Thanks for the grin, my friend, and keep on holding it all together! 🙂

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